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sherlacking:

Feminism is knowing that you don’t have to wear things to impress a man

Feminism is also knowing that it’s okay to wear things to impress a man if you want to

Society forgets the first part, tumblr forgets the second part

10 minutes ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 348,852 notes
Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care.
Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God.
A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
Russia: You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda.
PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.
Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building.
Hussie: You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.
Romney: You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.
Once-ler: You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.
Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.
An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere
Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
Also Tumblr: I give you a hamburger.
Night Vale: You do NOT have two cows. Cows do not exist. What's a cow? Show me a cow! That's not a cow! Who let you in here?
Tom Hiddleston: You have two cows. You are very sorry for them.
Thranduil: You do not have two cows, you have an elk. Riding on two cows is not majestic. Also the dwarves are on fire.
Dwarves: You had two cows but now they're on fire.
Bilbo Baggins: You did not invite those two cows for dinner.
Cows: The shit you go through.
This post: Started off as a post that explained different goverments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked
14 minutes ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 614,959 notes

Favourite pictures of Patrick Stump: 14-16/?

16 minutes ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 4,801 notes

Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

17 minutes ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 408,385 notes

suctioning:

Thanks to my axe™ body spray and nike™ elite socks I have over 12 gf’s

18 minutes ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 14,405 notes
thisishangingrockcomics:

actual diary entry from when i was in 5th grade oh my god

thisishangingrockcomics:

actual diary entry from when i was in 5th grade oh my god

21 minutes ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 86,209 notes
chaotic-keys:

sobeconcerned:

justthepersonnextdoor:

Awesome idea

it always fucks me up to see this


He’s a genius.

chaotic-keys:

sobeconcerned:

justthepersonnextdoor:

Awesome idea

it always fucks me up to see this

He’s a genius.

42 minutes ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 2,251 notes

kittening:

if people can understand that not all white guys are insane psychopath school shooters then why can’t people understand that not all muslims are insane psychopath suicide bombers

46 minutes ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 49,235 notes

atthestartoftime:

Dylan O’Brien ruining my life one seated dance move at a time.

47 minutes ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 700 notes

brandonsvictim:

thekillersluts:

brandonsvictim:

If they’d decided to stay with The Genius Sex Poets would we, as a fandom, be the Shakespearean Erections? Please respond

The Genius Sex Readers, I guess…

No, I don’t think you heard me, the Shakespearean Erections

51 minutes ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 11 notes
ssarahflowerss:

ineedirectiontoperfection:

BF’s quote of the day #57 

THIS IS IMPORTANT: What did he mean by that? "Uh, I’ve often, I do, you know, we’ve all got our [giggles squirming] I definitely have a darker side. And a more sinister, maybe more sexual, being inside me that I think everybody’s got”



Oh Brandon stop it you’re making me feel things

ssarahflowerss:

ineedirectiontoperfection:

BF’s quote of the day #57 

THIS IS IMPORTANT: What did he mean by that? "Uh, I’ve often, I do, you know, we’ve all got our [giggles squirming] I definitely have a darker side. And a more sinister, maybe more sexual, being inside me that I think everybody’s got”

Oh Brandon stop it you’re making me feel things

53 minutes ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 587 notes

i am so pressed for the url desiredeffect you don’t even know

54 minutes ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 0 notes

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

1 hour ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 240,202 notes
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stellar-mj:

artagainstsociety:

Fernando Vicente

beautiful.

1 hour ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 10,570 notes